Favorite Anti Jokes

An anti joke is a joke that sounds like it would have a good punch line but it tends to disappoint because the punch line isn't funny at all. It's supposed to make people wonder and then say "that isn't funny". So here are a few anti jokes i've stumbled across

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?
No.
Well, it's really nice.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.

Q: What did the duck say to the skunk?
A: Quack.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partner and seek help

Bad Ideas

In life people make many mistakes but here are a few bad ideas.

1. Taking a trip to Vegas with your future brother in law.
2. Eating a sucker in the car. You may just bite through your lip when you wreck.
3. Taking your jacket off in the car when you are driving on the Audubon Parkway.
4. Getting in a fight with your little sister, she will just go and get her twin on her side too.
5. Putting off your homework because you think there will be a snow day.
6. Buying clothes and refusing to try them on. You get home and realize the don't fit and have to go back.
7. Forgetting to tell your parents you are going somewhere after a game.
8. Letting your parents forget that you don't eat a certain food.
9. Cutting your hair with a pair of craft scissors before your first picture day.
10. Telling your parents you aren't going to come back and call all the time when you go to college.

My Eventful Morning

I was already running behind this morning. So I run out to my car to start it and let it warm up and decided I would go ahead and put my backpack and laptop in the trunk of my car. I popped my trunk open as I always have and walked to the back of my car dropped my things and as I was about to close my trunk a dog jumped into the trunk of my car. I didn't know what to do, I tried yelling at the dog and that didn't work. I didn't really want to touch the dog because there was no telling where he had come from. As most people do I ran inside to mom and asked her to get the thing out of my trunk. At first she didn't believe me and thought it was just a joke. It was a surprise to her when we walked outside together and she was greeted by a boxer attempting to make my trunk his home. My mom went inside and got a dog treat and eventually the dog left my car. My sisters and I had to rush and get in the car as fast as we could so the dog wouldn't try to jump into the car again. As I back out of my drive way the dog was running around behind my car and I was afraid I would hit him. I was able to safely back out and get going on the road, the dog was following my car all the way to our neighborhood entrance. Hopefully, I won't be greeted by the dog when I go home from school and I hope even more that the dog will never come around my house again and try to jump back into my car.

Hope Goebel

My future husband, Shaun C. Goebel is the coolest and most hottest, sexiest, most romantic husband in the worlds history of forever. I love him so much I want him to co-adopt my future child. He loves me sooo much and he is supposedly proposing to me tomorrow, Jan. 26, 2010 (save the date). I'm keepeing my fingers crossed! If you want an invite to our exquisitely beautiful Disney World wedding, just comment this blog post!!!

"Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there." Anonymous

This quote can apply to our whole generation. It seems like we don't do much anymore. We are all too worried about our appearances, activities, and others. When I say we don't do much, I mean we don't stand up and take action for the things we believe in and what is right. We strive to benefit ourselves not others. That isn't what we are supposed to do though. We should all try to help others and try hard to stay on the right path and move forward, not stay in one spot. I know this is one thing I want to improve on this year. I need to put myself last and others first. I need to stop worrying about what other people think of me and just do what is right. When I came across this quote it really made me think. Right now I am just sitting in one spot and not moving forward. I let too many other thoughts get in the way. Hopefully, I can change this and move forward on the right track.

Drama, Drama, Drama

An infamous qoute from the movie How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. Which just happens to be one of my favorite movies. Well it fits to my week thus far, my advanced drama class is having auditions for our spring production. I really hope everthing goes and of course I'm hoping I am casted with the role I want. The main problem is that there are some people who feel I don't deserve to get a big role because I had the female lead last play. I say it doesn't matter the actor or actress that has the best audition is the one best suited for the role. Along with auditions come real drama, girl drama, the worst kind. There is one who has become increasing worse about it as auditions become closer. Saying hateful things to those she feels are below her and hinting at rude comments to those she is intimidated by. She shouldn't worry about others and what they are doing, if she really wants a certain role she should be worrying about her audition more than anything. Another thing is I know this could very well be the first time I don't get the part I want. That isn't a bad thing it will just be something I'll have to accept. For once I have someone auditioning for the same part as me, normally, I'm the only one who auditions for the role I get.

Top Ten Reasons Why I Love Christmas

There are many things that I enjoy about Christmas but I have narrowed down a top ten.

Top Ten Reasons Why I Love Christmas:

1. It is the only time of the year I enjoy being out in the middle of no where.
2. There are always sweets to eat around the house, fudge, cookies, etc.
3. My sisters and I are able to get along for a full 24 hours.
4. My mom and I can sing and play our favorite Christmas songs with no complaints.
5. It is the only time you will see something besides UK merchandise on our mantle.
6. My family piles into the van to go see different lights.
7. After seeing lights Dad tries to start a game of freeze out.
8. I don't feel guilty about any of the food I've eaten.
9. My grandma pampers her dog even more this time of year.
10. The whole week of Christmas puts me in the best mood.